BibTeX:
@incollection{Various,
  author = {Various},
  title = {He put His two thumbs to my eyes while He wiped the tears from my},
  booktitle = {bahaistories.com archive},
  url = {https://bahaistories.com/subject/humor},
}

APA:
Various. He put His two thumbs to my eyes while He wiped the tears from my. In *bahaistories.com archive*.

MLA:
Various. "He put His two thumbs to my eyes while He wiped the tears from my." *bahaistories.com archive*, n.d..

Chicago:
Various. "He put His two thumbs to my eyes while He wiped the tears from my." In *bahaistories.com archive*, n.d..